I have noticed something that I cannot un-notice from a company that is renowned for its attention to detail. It has to do with typography1.
In recent months and years, Apple ā yes, that Apple ā have been launching a flurry of new devices, software and services. Many pages have been written and much ink spilled about the success of each. I want to focus on the period since 2014: since the announcement of the Apple Watch. That is the start of the typographic nonsense.
A quick trip back in product time
But in order to look at the present, a short detour to the past is necessary, and specifically at names of things in Appleās history.
The names of Appleās hardware and software have always been a bit all over the shop. Weāve had the eMac and iMac, the MacBook, MacBook Pro and MacBook Air, the iPod, iPhone and iPad, the Apple TV and HomePod. Thatās just the hardware.
With Appleās operating system software weāve had Mac OS X, iPhone OS, iOS, Apple TV Software and watchOS to name a few2.
Basically, thereās been very little consistency in the names of things. One thing has been consistent though: the typography.
āMacā has always been capitalised. āMacBooksā always with the uppercase āBā. The use of āiā before products, and āeā before that ā however meaningless the letter was ā has been consistently a lowercase letter, followed by an uppercase letter. There was an internal typographic logic, even amidst the chaos of the product names themselves.
Not so with Appleās products since 2014.
Typographic hell starts in 2014
Itās 9 September 2014 and Tim Cook stands on the stage at the Flint Center for Performing Arts in Cupertino, California. He unveils Appleās newest device.
Apple watch. Small caps.
Except itās also Apple Watch ā title case ā when itās anywhere other than in the logo.
30 June 2015. Tim Cook announces āone more thingā¦ā at Appleās Worldwide Developerās Conference. This time, a service.
Apple music. Also small caps.
The use of small caps in Appleās product typography is inconsistent with everything else Apple sold at the time, but itās at least ā by mid 2015 ā starting to become a new kind of consistency.
Except not, because Apple music (small caps) sometimes is also Apple Music ā title case. Thatās not to mention:
- Apple Pay (title case)
- Apple Pencil (title case)
- AirPods (camel case)
- HomePod (camel case)
And then there is the worst of them all: āApple tv+ā and āApple tv 4į“ā.
Not ātv+ā small caps or even āTV+ā normal caps, but ātv+ā; lowercase. Not āTV 4Kā, but ātv 4Kā ā both lowercase for something traditionally uppercase (TV), and also uppercase for something traditionally uppercase (4K).
Bananas.
It gets worse in the visuals
Reader, Iāll level with you. I could overlook these totally bananas inconsistencies, I really could. But then they went and did the full logo designs.
I mean, just look at them!3
The textās x-height is different in each.
Lowercase letters in some wordmarks align to the very top of the core of the apple logo; in others they donāt quite reach. Uppercase letters with an aligned cap height in some wordmarks inexplicably match the cap height of small caps in others.
And now youāve noticed it too, havenāt you? Itās enough to make your toes curl, and I promise you this; it cannot be unseen.
Footnotes
Yes, ātypographyā; not āfontsā. Fonts are files that package up the designs of letters and characters, otherwise known as typefaces. Simplistically, typography is turning typefaces into visually pleasing layouts. ↩︎
Mercifully, the names of Appleās operating systems do now appear to have a consistent naming ā and, importantly, typographic ā logic: macOS, iOS, iPadOS, tvOS and watchOS. ↩︎
All these assets have been borrowed straight from Appleās websites or apps with no alterations, aside from adding horizontal lines to emphasise size differences. ↩︎